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Glizzy Goblin — view 1

Glizzy Goblin

$24.99

Unisex fit — runs roomy; for a fitted look, size down one size.

Size guide

Garment measurements, laid flat (±2")
SizeChest widthLength
XS16.5"27"
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"
4XL30"34"
5XL32"35"

Most reliable method: lay a shirt you already like flat, measure armpit to armpit (chest width) and collar to hem (length), and match it to the table.

Made to order — size exchanges aren't possible, so it's worth the tape measure.

Printed to order.

Estimate, not a guarantee — 2–5 days production + standard shipping. Shipping details

Made to order — no returns or exchanges for size, so double-check your size. Defects and misprints covered within 30 days of delivery. Full policy

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Details

Someone at your cookout is going to eat twelve of these while making aggressive eye contact. You know who it is. This shirt is for them, or for you if you're committed to the bit. 100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle. Unisex fit — runs roomy; for a fitted look, size down one size. DTG print: wash inside out, cold, tumble dry low. Printed to order — ships in 3–7 business days.
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