BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HIT THEIR MACROS

The meek may inherit the earth. Somewhere between the fourth weighed chicken breast and the 9pm cottage cheese, it became a calling. The scale does not lie, and neither does the tupperware.

100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle. Unisex fit — runs roomy; for a fitted look, size down one size. DTG print: wash inside out, cold, tumble dry low. Printed to order — ships in 3–7 business days.